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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!