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What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What happens after Amy Chua?

Amy Swallowa.

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!