What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

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What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy