What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!