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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.