What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.