Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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He thought it was his civic doodie!

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They understand coralations!

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What wood doesn't float?

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