Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Equation Jokes More Equation Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

React Jokes More React Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!