Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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British Jokes More British Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Boston Harbor Jokes More Boston Harbor Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

T Jokes More T Jokes

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.