Harbor Jokes

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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A Pearl Harbor

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Pearl Harbor pizza.

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They're both used to store nuts.

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What do you call a T-Bone steak without the T?

D-Bone steak

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry?

Because there is alot of sin going on.

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Hash with alot of Salt

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor.

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.