Hawaiian Jokes

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Hula the dogs out?

With a low "ha"

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A Pearl Harbor

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Aloha Akbar.

A Polysneezin.

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Mahalo bro lights.

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Open Toad sandals...

He fainted after the punch line.

He was always spiking the ball.

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Because they hate the french press...

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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Hawaiian Jokes

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

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