Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar