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Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.