Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Isis Fighter Jokes More Isis Fighter Jokes

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Hawaiian Pizza Jokes More Hawaiian Pizza Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.