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Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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A Pearl Harbor

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Pearl Harbor Jokes More Pearl Harbor Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Aloha Snackbar Jokes More Aloha Snackbar Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar