Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Buffet Jokes More Buffet Jokes

What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

Jalapeo Jokes More Jalapeo Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

Why are jalapeos so annoying?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.