Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you call a Hawaiian pizza with Jalapeos?

A Pearl Harbor

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

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What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

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A Pearl Harbor

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.