Cigarette Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.