What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call an std that only reptiles can get?

Gatoraids.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.