What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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In hertz!

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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Reptile.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.