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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.