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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt