What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt