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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt