What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.