Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"