Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.