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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!