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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"