Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.