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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!