Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!