What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron