What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron