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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.