How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What are seals made out of?

Cealls

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.