What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!