What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.