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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.