What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.