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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.