Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Aladdin Jokes More Aladdin Jokes

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.