Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.