Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Aladdin Jokes More Aladdin Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.