Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?