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Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.