Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Where the hell are u?

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.