Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Saladdin.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Carpet bombing.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Burr-burr
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Rub him with oinkment.
Neighbor
CATHOLICS: 18
A Dead End.
To avoid a hostel takeover.
Zikachu.
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu