Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Saladdin.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
Carpet bombing.
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
Diamond
Because they might Pikachu!
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
None of them like pork.
They taste like chicken.
He lives on a street with no name.
To render the other side.
It's the world's quietest pervert.
BRRR BRRR
Breast implants.
Ans: Silicon Valley.
Because it is using steroids.
He walked into a bar.