Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Saladdin.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
A carpet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
NEINtales
Because they might Pikachu!
An old man yelling at the cloud
He wanted rich milk!
Carpet bombing.
Because it is using steroids.
He walked into a bar.
Chimney Cricket!
You rub them the wrong way
He lives on a street with no name.
To render the other side.