Rio Olympics Jokes

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Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes
Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian catch fish?

A niet!

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Gold Medal Jokes More Gold Medal Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB