Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry

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What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!