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Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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He walked into a bar.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

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He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million North Korean jokes?

In North Korea itself.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.