He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Trees. They're quite shady.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Chopsticks
Like Tso.
Removed
Look a bit to the right.
The water makes them rusty!
Bottled Waddle.
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
Zikachu.
Total Eclipse of a Fart
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Saladdin.
Because it is using steroids.
