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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.