Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

Who won the race?

Society.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.