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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.