Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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Who won the race?

Society.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.