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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the North Pole?

The earth revolves around me.

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.