Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.