Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been?!

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.