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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.