Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex