Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.