Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a bunch of white guys?

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