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Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

2 Chainz Jokes More 2 Chainz Jokes

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Fast Animal Jokes More Fast Animal Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!