Asteroid Jokes

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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You guys have no life!

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Sunscribe.

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You guys have no life!

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Because they cantaloupe!

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They planet. (Plan-et)

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A cold wall banker.

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