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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?