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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.