How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

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Say the drinks are on the house

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When the door is open!

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Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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He worked for a special branch.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.