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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)