How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

How did you get into my house?

Business.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)