How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!