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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.