What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.