What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer