What did earth say to the other planets?

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.