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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.