What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.