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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

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Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer