What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.