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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up.

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What is the quietest place on Earth?

The complaint department at a parachute packing company.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work