What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.