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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.