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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!