What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.