What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What is life like for a wood worm?

Boring!

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)