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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!