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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("