What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.