What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Pint Jokes More Pint Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.