What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.