What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel?

Where is my shovel

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.