What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!