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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What do you call a little Spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.