What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.