Pint Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.