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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!