What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.