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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!