What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.