Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.