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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.