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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident?

Christopher Walken.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof