How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof