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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof