How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof