How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof