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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.