What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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