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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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How can you tell a Bernie Sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

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What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.