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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.