What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.