What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.