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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.