What's the difference between a thug and a pirate's dad?

One's poppin' caps, and the other's cap'n pops!

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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Why do thugs play basketball?

Because it teaches them to shoot, run and steal.

What do you call a thug Australian mammal?

A gang-aroo