What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

And you call us stupid.

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.