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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.