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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.