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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call pizza that isn't yours?

Impersonal pizza

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.