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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*