Never mind, it's too cheesy.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Don't you want some bunny to love
He was turning things over in his mind.
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
The p is silent.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
You can't top a good pizza joke.
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*