Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*