Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Miracle whip.
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Is there a dog?
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*
