Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

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Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.