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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*