Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.