What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month