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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.