What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles