What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Who's there! Annabel! Annabel who?

Annabel would be useful on this door!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!