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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Peephole Jokes More Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!