Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!