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Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

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