Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!