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Peephole Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.