Because he can see the D
In his briefcase!
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
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He was a foyer.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.
Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!
He was a little hoarse.
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Justin Beaver
I.O.U.
The ones in the mail of course!
I like "Hot Dogs".
None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo
Talon*tless....Sorry.
Have an ice day!
Because he thought his wife was a flake.