Because he can see the D
In his briefcase!
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
A daydreamer stares out of windows.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
He was a foyer.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
David Cop-a-feel
In the lab.
The scientists were brainstorming.
Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Asking for a friend
Cancer...
Cause I stepped on it.
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
100 dollars