Pervert Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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A baby chewing on a razor blade.

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I.O.U.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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I like "Hot Dogs".

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None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.