Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Pervert Frog Jokes More Pervert Frog Jokes

What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

People Jokes More People Jokes

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What's math?

People who give 110%

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

Chew Gum Jokes More Chew Gum Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What's Mario's favorite type of pants?

DenimDenimDenim*