What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)