What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken