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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!