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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)