Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.