Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.