Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo