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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.