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Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".