What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients