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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.