What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.