What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.