What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'