What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!