What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients