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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons