How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

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By Howie Dewin

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc