How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."