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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

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What kind of patients?

All of them

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

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What's Up Doc?

By Howie Dewin

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same