How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.