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Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!