Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...