Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
She:No, I'm a dentist
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Time's fun when you're having flies.
Dog:
That's not funny.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Driving at midnight.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
