How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.