How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

Midnight Jokes More Midnight Jokes

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!