Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!