Because their balls would show.
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.
Because she ran away from the ball.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
A Kimono
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
It's skirts versus shins.