Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.