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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.