Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

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When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

Say something different.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.