Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

Metro gnomes

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!