Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Because they dress in lairs.

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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In case he got a hole in one.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.