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Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

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How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?