Chapped lips
Because he doesn't like being followed.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Banner.
He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
The brides are already dressed in white.
Because it saw the salad dressing
During the winter Swole-stace
He got lost in the maize.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
