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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What does one chauvinist say to the other?

There's a thousand things I'd like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one