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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Chap Jokes More Chap Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Chap Lip Jokes More Chap Lip Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.