Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

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How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.