Women Say the Darndest Things
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
They can't stop licking their paws.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Who ordered the two jumbos?!
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
