Women Say the Darndest Things
Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
A zoo-t suit!
A large twist cone.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A small medium at large.