How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.