How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.