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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks