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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Pyramid Jokes More Pyramid Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!