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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!