Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Previous Random Joke Next

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Cleopatra Jokes More Cleopatra Jokes

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Pyramid Jokes More Pyramid Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!