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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!