Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.