Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.