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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.