What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor.

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Ecru, Brute

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

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Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.