What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.