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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.