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Cleopatra Jokes

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.